
PTVroman
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May 22, 2008, 10:26 AM
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First of all, I would like to thank you for your help and advise. Now, for the story of my odd-isy. As I said before, I know just enough to be dangerous. I've got more and better tools than your average yuppie, but certainly nowhere near what a professional mechanic has. OK, fine. I'll change the fuel filter. The only time I have is Monday after a baseball practice (which, of course, runs late). Get the van up on blocks so I can get under it, start taking out the filter, which, of course, is pretty rusty. Get off the part by the tank easy enough. Other side ain't budging. Other side really isn't budging. Damn, now the bolt on the line is getting buggered up. Let's see if I can find my vice grips. After 20 minutes of looking, I finally figure out that my 8-year-old son "borrowed" them. Then it hits me - maybe it's not threaded backwards like I was assuming. Gee, it comes off much easier if I actually turn it the right way. D'oh! OK, get the new one on. Try to start it - it chugs away, but it's acting like it's getting no fuel. It's late; I'll take a day off work tuesday to look at it. Tuesday morning, bright and early. Solid line from the filter towards the engine runs into a rubber line, and that was all kinds of bound up. After playing a bit, turning a lot, etc., finally got the filter on without the line being twisted. Tried to start - nothing. Maybe it needs to be running a bit to get fuel into the system. Chug. Chug. *GRIND*. Oh @%!#. *GRIND* whirrrrr. Starter goes. OK, that's something I can fix. Starter changed easily enough. Try to start the car. Nothing. Call up my friendly professional (his kid plays on my T-ball team). "There's a valve for testing the fuel preasure under the doghouse; make sure you have something coming out." Do you know what it takes to get the !%!#ing doghouse off of this van? Two screws and two bolts to take off the front counsol; two more screws to take off a couple of braces; then two bolts that are about 15" back. Luckily, I do have enough extentions for my sockets to get those #$&ing things off. Finally, I can finally take the cover off. Damn. It's been a long time since the last tune up. Yeah, gas is coming out of the check valve, but I have no idea if it's enough. Call my mechanic. "Well, I go home for lunch. Let me bring my tester and we'll see." Puts the gage on. Long crank, only gets up to about 40. Preasure drops quickly. "I'm not sure what it needs to be, but you really need to do a tuneup anyway. Why don't you replace those plugs and the distributer cap / roter while I check what that preasure should be. I hate cars. When I started driving, you had these land yachts that you could practically climb into the engine compartment to work on them. Now, they're trying to cram so much new and improved functionality into the engine compartment, while shrinking the size of the vehicles to conserve gas. I really hate minivans. Changing the plugs on the passenger's side wasn't too bad. There was almost 4" of clearance. I was able to get my large fat hands in there, around the plug wires, fight to pull them out with only minor nicks to my hands. By the way, is there a logical reason for them putting sharp edges on the holders for the wires? Or those shields right by the plugs? Anyway, on to the driver's side. Hmmm. Driver needs more room because of the gas pedal. So much for the 4" of clearance. I can get the front plug if I take off the wheel. OK, that one wasn't that bad. Now, let's get the other two. I sit on my butt for a living. I work in an office. My exercise is coaching youth sports and mowing the lawn (and my oldest son is doing that for me now!). I can barely get my fingers in by the wires, much less get the leverage to pull them off. 40 minutes and a pint of blood later, I've finally got the last two changed out. Every direction I tried pulling, there was something behind my hand, or there was one of those wire brackets or or or or or.... My right hand looks like hamburger. Or, it would if it wasn't covered in grease. Changed distributer cap / roter. Not a big deal. I know enough to swap the wires one at a time so as not to mess up the firing order. OK, now, after all of this, it had better start. Turn - CATCH - crank-crank-crank. Hey, it thought about catching. Crank-crank-crank-crank. Nothing. Give it a few minutes. Turn - CATCH - crank-crank-crank.Talk to my mechanic - "Oh, the preasure should be about 60. Let's get it towed in here and I'll run some tests." Well, he couldn't actually get to it until this morning. Yeah, it's the fuel pump - and the pulsator. Gonna cost me $500 - $600, depending on what else in the tank has tanked. The way the fuel preasure dropped quickly, the return valve is probably bad. The way it was acting (remember the original post?), I have a feeling there's going to be more bad in that tank. Thank you for letting me rant about the engine compartment, and thank you again for your help and advise.
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